Q: How do I order this book?
A: We don’t know. Have you tried humming to the crystal?
Q: Who wrote this book?
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Q: Is there a digital version?
A: Yes, but you didn’t ask how to find it.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: The Dark Thing is in charge of refunds, so we wouldn't suggest it.
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A: That’s because it’s hiding. Try offering it a compliment.
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A: Wait for it to remember its purpose.